Poor Valiere, she really hates it when I win. At anything. And she won't buy me a tazer. Dammit, women are confusing. Since when has the desire to taze small children and the annoying become an act to be frowned upon? I pose to you that question.

On a lighter note, my sympathy goes out to my friend Jeff, who's got three women stashed in various parts of the country, but not here at the good ol' UIUC. Poor Jeff. Everybody, please pity him. I just feel awful about it, I really do.

Oh, and feel bad for Valiere, too... She thinks I'm crazy or something. Who knows.

Hey, there's a Detour sign outside my building that's just friggin' begging to be stolen. I need to help it...

Off to a Micro review session. Bis spaeter.