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Hey Jeff and Justin, I found these on an old PvP-Online (my favorite webcomic). Maybe they can help you in your epic quest to finally "get some" (or in Jeff's case, "Get some more").

PvP Pick-up Lines

"All those curves and me with no brakes."
"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got fine written all over you."
"I lost my phone number; Can I borrow yours?"

and finally... my personal favorite...

"My name is milk; I'll do your body good."

Try these on just about any random chick and BOOM! She'll be all over you.