...and yet, so True

I just feel the need to pass these along.

"If there were no hypocrites, there would be no religion."

"Always choose buying a puppy over having a child. A puppy will just ruin your carpet. A child will ruin your whole <*ahem*> life."

"It's not that I love myself. It's more like...total infatuation."

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