I believe the term is "fufkign"...

You recall what R. Jordan said about the female species, right Jeff? Just remember that. They're like one of those riddles wrapped in an enigma hidden in a puzzle that keeps kicking you in the nuts.

Such is life. Not like there's anything we can do about it.

My only advice to you would be to continue to troll your poli sci class for chicks. The class environment seems to be the best place to pick them up/meet them, near as I can tell. That goes for Justin too. Start with the meeting part, then move on to whatever comes next for each of you; for Jeff, the macking; for Justin, the white picket in Suburbia with 1.5 children and a minivan.

Physics and German tests tomorrow. I really loathe physics, too. It's not like I'll ever need to know any of it for any reason. That's why God created engineers.

I also loathe the undead. And nazis. In case you were wondering.