-=JUSTIN=-

Justin, copy/steal/buy a copy of Homeworld and download Star Wars: New Rebellion. That is a direct order. SW:NR is the coolest total conversion mod for any game, ever.


Trust me.

Valiere

-=A visit from Valiere today=-

And thanks MC.

Too Damned Good

Everyone's got some sort of major, horrible, gruesome character flaw (except for Val; she's perfect). In some, it's blatantly obvious. Others' we may never see. I've determined the nature of mine:

I'm just too damned good.

Now you're most likely saying, "Yeah, Andy, no shit. I've known that since the moment I've met you." It just took me awhile to figure it out for myself.

Examples:

-Medal of Honor: I kick ass at Medal of Honor. Ask anyone.
-Homeworld: We played once in the dorms over the network. I kicked ass (because I stabbed Jeff in the back after we worked together to kill everyone else). But I still won. And in the end, that's all that truly matters.
-Other stuff: C'mon, you know I'm awesome at stuff.

What more need I say?

Another Fiendish Feminine Plot

See, Val just know that using any of these few pickup lines will turn you into a veritable chick magnet. And since she doesn't want either Justin nor Jeff getting lucky (most likely because of some fiendish feminine plot) she denounces them. Isn't that enough proof right there that they work?