Saturday, October 12, 2002

Illini vs. Warhawks



Ice Arena, Saturday night, 7pm.

Enjoy Life. Go for a Walk. Smile. Embrace the seducive Darkness that lies in the shadowed Regions of your dark, frozen Heart. Pet a Kitten. Donate an Organ. Give Blood. Set fire to a Hippie.

- = I am the Tri-Glu. Butanediol Pathway = -

Thursday, October 10, 2002

Mmm...



I think Justin's on Crack. Or Speed. Or Ant Poison or something.

-=My Word is Law=-

Stabbing and Justin



Hey Justin, I don't know how much Stabbing Westward you've heard, but if you don't have "On Your Way Down", "The Thing I Hate", or "So Far Away", get them.

That goes for the rest of you, too.

-=Hear and Obey=-

Frage...



Where in the hell is my ruler?!

<-o->

Wednesday, October 09, 2002

...and yet, so True



I just feel the need to pass these along.

"If there were no hypocrites, there would be no religion."

"Always choose buying a puppy over having a child. A puppy will just ruin your carpet. A child will ruin your whole <*ahem*> life."

"It's not that I love myself. It's more like...total infatuation."


- = End Transmission = -

Mein Leben



Intermittant Boughts of bordem and slacking punctuated by semi-regular Periods of frantic Activity; such seems to be my Life recently. Class at 8am and then 3-5pm Tomorrow. Big Gap between in which I need to write up my most recent Post Lab. Review Session that starts at 9pm, with Ultimate following at 10. Sadly, I'll most likely be late to Ultimate, but studying my Ass off for this stupid Micro 201 Exam on Friday needs to take Priority.

And I haven't played Medal of Honor for a Week! Damn you, D, for giving me Warcraft III! It's too damn good! Once I beat it, I should be able to return to my standard Lifestyle of rifling Nazis and Mausering Rocket Whores.

We can only hope.

]-o-[

Tuesday, October 08, 2002

Domination of a Different Sort



Well, I guess dominating my Physics Exam means getting a B. Acceptable, I think.

On a happier note, however; THE PACKERS WON! Not that I suppose the outcome was ever uncertain.

And Jeff had forks in his eyes. Can't go wrong with that.

]-o-[

Monday, October 07, 2002

- = DOMINATION = -

It's Go Time



Ah yes, my first Physics Exam. Just letting everyone know that I plan on dominating.

And the Hedgemonia: Legions of Steel demo is out.

That is all.

Hmm...



A very deep and philosophical pseudo-flame war we've got going on here...

Sunday, October 06, 2002

A quick note on sex...



"If it ain't broke, don' fix it."

Justin, the current system has brought us through however many years of existance, and will continue to do so until the next world war, where we will most likely all die in a fiery nuclear holocaust. The Evolution of the Human Race has led us up to this point, and we will continue to evolve until our inevitable extinction. If evolution dictates the need for constant sex with multiple partners in order to counteract thousands of years of genetic dilution, so be it. It is not our place to argue against nature.

I believe the term is "fufkign"...



You recall what R. Jordan said about the female species, right Jeff? Just remember that. They're like one of those riddles wrapped in an enigma hidden in a puzzle that keeps kicking you in the nuts.

Such is life. Not like there's anything we can do about it.

My only advice to you would be to continue to troll your poli sci class for chicks. The class environment seems to be the best place to pick them up/meet them, near as I can tell. That goes for Justin too. Start with the meeting part, then move on to whatever comes next for each of you; for Jeff, the macking; for Justin, the white picket in Suburbia with 1.5 children and a minivan.

Physics and German tests tomorrow. I really loathe physics, too. It's not like I'll ever need to know any of it for any reason. That's why God created engineers.

I also loathe the undead. And nazis. In case you were wondering.