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Hey Jeff and Justin, I found these on an old PvP-Online (my favorite webcomic). Maybe they can help you in your epic quest to finally "get some" (or in Jeff's case, "Get some more").

PvP Pick-up Lines

"All those curves and me with no brakes."
"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got fine written all over you."
"I lost my phone number; Can I borrow yours?"

and finally... my personal favorite...

"My name is milk; I'll do your body good."

Try these on just about any random chick and BOOM! She'll be all over you.

Krank!

Dammit, I'm sick. I think it's just a cold now, not that pansy ass Influenza wannabe, the so-called "West Nile Virus". I suppose we'll find out eventually.

If anything unforeseen does happen, bury me with my money.

Indiscriminate Justice

It's go time. Zero hour. 1pm Experimental Microbiology 201 quiz time. Even though I'm still really damn tired, I'm going to be the living crap out of this quiz. That thirty percent I got on the last one hurt, but now I'm prepared.

YOU THINK YOU CAN TAKE ME?! DO YOU?! BRING IT, BEE-OTCH!

Pyromania

I found it highly amusing looking at Justin's Blog today, with all his high and mighty, holier than thou preachings, and seeing an add for Hot or Not dot com. The irony.

Lab actually went damn well today. I daresay it was nearly fun. What other scientific lab situation requires -REQUIRES, I say- that between each and every use, one's lab equipment must be set on fire?

You set things on fire. You're supposed to. You get in trouble if you don't.

It's not even necessarily between uses, either. You need to light your stuff on fire if somebody breathes on it or looks at it funny. Honest to God. If it comes into contact with anything - the lab bench, your hand, air - you need to set it on fire. The metal stuff is fun to leave in the Bunsen burner until it glows, but the glass equipment is the best; just soak it in ethanol and fire it up.

Three cheers for 201 and all that.

One would think, with it being nigh 10pm, that I would have at least started upon my metric assload of homework. One could also assume that, with my having class again at 8am tomorrow, that I would be planning on going to bed early tonight.

What can I say, I'm an idiot.

QUICK! What are the waste products produced from heterolactic fermentation?! AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WHAT ARE THEIR MOLAR RATIOS?!

Good thing that was just one of the easier questions from my Micro 201 review session tonight. A whole 4 people showed, aside from my TA. Odd, since all twenty some people in lab on tuesday said that they would attend... Slackers...

Going to be up late tonight, studying for micro and shreiben my deutsche Aufsatz Nummer zwei. It isn't really due until Friday, since meine Lehrerin is out of town, but I really should turn it in on the assigned date, which is tomorrow. I'm such a damned good Student, I know.

Poor Valiere, she really hates it when I win. At anything. And she won't buy me a tazer. Dammit, women are confusing. Since when has the desire to taze small children and the annoying become an act to be frowned upon? I pose to you that question.

On a lighter note, my sympathy goes out to my friend Jeff, who's got three women stashed in various parts of the country, but not here at the good ol' UIUC. Poor Jeff. Everybody, please pity him. I just feel awful about it, I really do.

Oh, and feel bad for Valiere, too... She thinks I'm crazy or something. Who knows.

Hey, there's a Detour sign outside my building that's just friggin' begging to be stolen. I need to help it...

Off to a Micro review session. Bis spaeter.

Alright, apparently there's some confusion as to the spelling of my Beliebterin's name... So I'll spell it out for any curious Leute that happen to come across this waste of internet space:

- - = = V = = - - = = A = = - - = = L = = - - = = I = = - - = = E = = - - = = R = = - - = = E = = - -

Pronunciation may also be a problem, so here it is:

Fah - leer - eh

The "eh" being of the Canadian variety.

Hope this clears things up.

Just wanted to say hello to my girlfriend of nearly 4 years... Hey, Valiere.

Excellent, it seems to have worked.

Hmm, I still don't feel fulfilled.

-=Off to the cafeteria!=-

Ah, thanks to Jeff for sending me this link. Once I finish up with my metric assload of schoolwork, I may actually have time to post here.